Duck Bath Bathing

Oct 27, 2009

Duck Bath Bathing
Why is Donuld Duck uses towel whenever he takes a bath while he never wears shorts after?

How can I resist answering a question about a fictional duck that this person really thinks exists. You must know that Donald is a very well endowed duck, just as Daisy and any other female duck you should find will tell you, but when a ducks takes a shower the water matts down his feathers and exposes his very large (in Donalds case) johnson. After he drys off and the feathers fluff back up they provide adequate (although not always) cover. Donald has cover but he especially has to be careful when slow dancing or watching suggestive movies. Thank goodness you did not ask about Mickey mouse, he really gets it on with Minnie and even has been known to go both ways with Mighty Mouse, and Goofy what a stud muffin but he has a tendency to like Pluto. The whole family of cartoon characters has a tendency to be on the wild side, you only see what they want you to see, sort of like the Cleaver family, you know mom wearing pearls to dinner and dad in a sweater vest, but wait till the lights go out and then you can see what happens, how do you think Beaver got his name, Wally was wild too. Sorry, I digress, I hope that I have answered your question, but please be sure that if you happen to run into Donald, Mickey, Goofy, etc., you just be careful and don’t believe a word they say…….